why santa can't be a man

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Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 10:28:09

Reasons Santa Can't Be a Man      
Men can't pack a bag.
Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
Having to do the "Ho, Ho, Ho," thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.          

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 11:51:27

LOL, how true!

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 12:35:58

lol

You are a traitor to your sex.

Bob

Post 4 by speedie (move over school!) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 12:21:47

I wear red velvet on a regular basis I look stunning in it.

Elves? If they all looked like Legolas who'd be complaining.

lol!